The Professor 🔥Gone Wild Edition 🔥 - 2025


IN SHORT…

The Professor - 🔥Gone Wild Edition 🔥- is our hottest sauce - we jokingly call it “The Professor for masochists” - and it offers an original and mouthwrecking combination of southern Mexican, Israeli and northern Indian flavors.

Food Pairings: as the feral sibling to the original, this sauce demands bold, rich pairings that can stand up to its intense heat. It makes a formidable partner for slow-smoked brisket, lamb curry, or a hearty beef chili, though some of you maniacs might use it on your breakfast eggs.

  • This sauce was low-temperature pasteurized and preserved with potassium sorbate (to prevent re-fermentation or mold growth) calcium disodium EDTA (to maintain color and inhibit rancidity) and ascorbic acid (to prevent oxidation). While technically shelf stable, we would strongly recommend keeping it refrigerated to help preserve its flavor.

  • Common Allergens: Onion/Garlic, Fish

  • This sauce is not vegetarian. It contains a small amount of Red Boat Fish Sauce which is made from anchovies.

  • Ingredients: Hot Peppers (Chocolate Habanero, Red Habanero, Chocolate Hand Grenade, Brown Berbere, Jalapeño, Serrano, Pasilla Bajio, Aleppo), Butternut Squash, Tomatoes, Pumpkins, Red Onions, Spring Water, Smoked Dehli Carrots, Chocolate 7 Pot Peppers, Garlic, Apple Cider Vinegar, Fish Sauce, Fig Vinegar, Date Syrup, Dried Peppers (Mulato, Pasilla Negro, Kashmiri, Pequin), Ginger, Fenugreek, Tamarind, Coriander, Sumac, Turmeric, Cinnamon, Cumin, Fennel Seeds, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid, Nigella Seeds, Black Cardamom, Black Pepper, Xanthan Gum, Mace, Calcium Disodium EDTA

    *Anchovies, Salt

    **Merlot Vinegar, Figs, Fig Leaves

  • Nearly all of the peppers were grown on “Hot Sauce Farms,” our home base on Tim’s back porch in northern Maryland.

    Penn Farm/ Norma's Produce in Colonial Beach, Virginia grew the

    Penn Farm/ Norma's Produce in Colonial Beach, Virginia grew the butternut squash that went into this sauce, while Moon Valley Farm in Frederick County, Maryland provided both of the pumpkins we used.

    We added four types of tomatoes to this sauce. The first two, Black Prince and Black Krim, came from Reid’s Orchard in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. A handful of San Marzanos came from Gorman Farms in Howard County, Maryland. We also included a few Kumato tomatoes, a rare variety patented by Syngenta that we had never before seen in the United States. But somehow in late August there was a stack of them sitting in the produce section at our local Wegman’s.

    Most of the dried peppers we used in this sauce came from That Chile Guy in Bernalillo, New Mexico

    Both vinegars we used in this sauce - Apple Cider and Fig & Leaf - came from our favorite vinegar maker, Keepwell Vinegars in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. The fish sauce was made by Red Boat. Finally, the date syrup - which was made both from American and Israeli dates - came to us via datelady.

    • Brix: 17

    • pH: 3.17

Chocolate 7 Pot Peppers - these are said to be so hot that one pepper will season seven pots of curry.